if only i was wittier

 I could come up with a humorous way to reference my own thoughts.

As the brilliant 4 year old daughter of my friend said recently:

"do you want to hear everything that's in my head right now?"

I don't care how famous you are or how many crappy movies you've starred in.  If you come into my grocery store at close when I'm trying to sweep, mop and go home and you take your sweet little time going through and filling your basket while the rest of the staff hops to to wrap up your buddha statue, I'm going to be entirely unimpressed.

sometimes this is the perspective you have

sometimes this is all it takes to shift the perspective

the unnamed will remain unimpressively nameless